<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30563659</id><updated>2011-12-14T21:46:50.708-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Why God Hates You</title><subtitle type='html'>The place where I, Pledius come to fell better.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://whygodhatesyou.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30563659/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whygodhatesyou.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Pledius</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30563659.post-115186648957933723</id><published>2006-07-02T14:54:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-11-26T04:02:08.555-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Here's a top ten to get you started</title><content type='html'>Well, I think you know #1..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As for #2, Because you think He gives a rats ass.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#3...Your lazy, shiftless, &amp;amp; then you ask Her why.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#4  He doesn't like people of your colour.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#5  You never answer when He calls.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#6  You can't read simple writing..(forty means infinity...now add THAT to your bullshit Bibles &amp;amp; see where it takes you)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#7  Spandex&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#8 &lt;br /&gt;Religions...Stop killing people in My name, I'm so going to kick your ass when I see you big guy...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#9 Changing Cannabis to sweat Alimis in the Bible....Change it back now or ten more years of Carrot Top I swear to Rosie O'Donald.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;# 10 Borders... Now y'all go procreate until you're all one...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All quotes were taken from Pledius &amp;amp; were not altered in any way shape or well, form... Also To date No animals were harmed in the production of this blog. Here kitty, kitty, kitty...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30563659-115186648957933723?l=whygodhatesyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://whygodhatesyou.blogspot.com/feeds/115186648957933723/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30563659&amp;postID=115186648957933723' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30563659/posts/default/115186648957933723'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30563659/posts/default/115186648957933723'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whygodhatesyou.blogspot.com/2006/07/heres-top-ten-to-get-you-started.html' title='Here&apos;s a top ten to get you started'/><author><name>Pledius</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
